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The Minions

From the Despicable Me and Minions movies

Small, yellow, loyal henchmen forever searching for the most despicable boss.

🔟 The Minions' Top 10 Worst Bosses in History

Bello! We have spent our whole history looking for the most despicable boss ever. Some bosses were... less than great. Here's our ranking.

  1. 1

    Scarlet Overkill

    The first lady supervillain, with a great dress, and then she put us on her own hit list.

  2. 2

    El Macho

    He turned some of us purple and grumpy. Definitely not part of our job description.

  3. 3

    Wild Knuckles

    A legend of villainy who wanted to retire, not mentor us.

  4. 4

    The Count (Dracula)

    Very fancy castle. Very bad timing on his birthday party when we opened the curtains.

  5. 5

    The Tyrannosaurus

    Our first big boss! Big teeth, big walk, big volcano. Oops.

  6. 6

    The Caveman

    He had a club and we tried to help. The bear did not help.

  7. 7

    The Pharaoh

    We built him a pyramid. It was upside down.

  8. 8

    Dort the robot "alien"

    He wanted to take over Earth but spent most of his time sharing a flophouse room and falling for a suffragette.

  9. 9

    The old wizard

    We henched for him for years, and the only thing we kept was his spell book. That turned out to be a lot of trouble.

  10. 10

    Herb Overkill

    Our boss's husband and gadget guy. He handed us the coolest inventions for the crown heist, then put on a silly mask, called himself Blerb, and tried out his wacky dungeon contraptions on us. Bad manager!

🔟 The Minions' Top 10 Favorite Things

Bello! Bosses come and go, but some things we love forever. Here they are.

  1. 1

    Bananas

    Number one. Always number one.

  2. 2

    Apples

    Close second, and sometimes we mix them up with bananas.

  3. 3

    Having a boss to serve

    Without a leader, we get very, very sad.

  4. 4

    Gru

    Best boss ever. He knows all our names.

  5. 5

    Tim the teddy bear

    Bob's best friend, and he even got a tiny crown.

  6. 6

    Denim overalls

    We found them on the way to Villain-Con, and they became our look.

  7. 7

    Glow-stick mode

    Crack, shake, and we light up the air vents.

  8. 8

    Fart guns

    Perfect for a big salute.

  9. 9

    Ice cream

    Nothing beats an ice cream party.

  10. 10

    Cute things

    Bunnies, babies, fluffy stuff. We melt.

🔟 The Minions' Top 10 Greatest Missions

Being a henchman is hard work! These are the jobs we're proudest of.

  1. 1

    Hitchhiking to Orlando

    Kevin, Stuart and Bob got a ride with a villain family all the way to Villain-Con.

  2. 2

    Bob pulls the sword from the stone

    He became King of England by accident, which counts.

  3. 3

    Kevin goes giant

    He grew huge and saved London from Scarlet.

  4. 4

    Grabbing the shrink ray

    We got it out of Vector's fortress with help from some cookie robots.

  5. 5

    Stealing the moon

    The biggest heist ever. We even floated around in space and came back fine.

  6. 6

    Kung fu training

    Master Chow taught us how to fight, sort of.

  7. 7

    Rescuing little Gru

    We unleashed our inner beasts to save our future boss from the Vicious 6.

  8. 8

    The great prison breakout

    We got sent to prison and then got ourselves out.

  9. 9

    Becoming Mega Minions

    Five of us got superpowers for the Anti-Villain League. Mostly they broke things.

  10. 10

    Stealing the show

    We wandered onto a TV talent show set and gave the performance of our lives.

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