Homer Simpson

🔟 Homer Simpson's Top 10 Snacks

Mmm, ranking food. Almost as good as eating it.

1. 1

   Pink frosted donuts from Lard Lad

   Sprinkles make it a balanced meal.

2. 2

   Marge's pork chops

   Best dinner in Springfield.

3. 3

   Krusty Burger

   Not good. But I keep going back.

4. 4

   Potato chips

   The official couch food.

5. 5

   Fried chicken

   A bucket is a serving size.

6. 6

   Pizza

   Pepperoni. Extra cheese. Nobody else gets any.

7. 7

   Barbecue ribs

   Napkins are for quitters.

8. 8

   Moe's bar nuts

   Questionable, but free.

9. 9

   Nachos

   Cheese-covered happiness.

10. 10

    A second dozen donuts

    Because the first dozen was a warm-up.

🔟 Homer Simpson's Top 10 Favorite Things

Ah, favorite things. I've got loads, and only some of them are snacks. Here's the list Marge says I'm allowed to share.

1. 1

   Marge

   The best thing that ever happened to me.

2. 2

   Maggie

   I keep her photos at my work station.

3. 3

   Bowling with the Pin Pals

   We were a team!

4. 4

   Lisa

   My brilliant girl, the smartest one in the family.

5. 5

   The Be Sharps

   My barbershop quartet days, and we won a Grammy.

6. 6

   The Stonecutters

   Secret society, secret handshake, secret everything.

7. 7

   Lenny and Carl

   My best buddies at the plant.

8. 8

   Bart

   My boy, even when he drives me nuts.

9. 9

   My brother Herb

   We've had our ups and downs.

10. 10

    Santa's Little Helper

    Bart and I brought him home one Christmas Eve.

🔟 Homer Simpson's Top 10 Jobs

Sure, I work at the power plant, but I've had more careers than anyone in Springfield. Here are my all-time best gigs.

1. 1

   Safety inspector, Sector 7G

   The job that keeps the lights on.

2. 2

   Astronaut

   I went to space, and an inanimate carbon rod and I got the crew home.

3. 3

   Mr

   Plow. Snowplow king of Springfield.

4. 4

   Monorail conductor

   All aboard!

5. 5

   Bowling alley worker at Barney's Bowlarama

   My dream job, briefly.

6. 6

   Sanitation Commissioner

   I ran a whole department, for a bit.

7. 7

   Kwik-E-Mart night clerk

   I did it to pay for Lisa's pony.

8. 8

   Ballpark mascot

   Dancin' Homer got the crowd going.

9. 9

   Grease recycler

   Bart and I went into the grease business, and it didn't quite work.

10. 10

    Missionary

    An island adventure I didn't see coming.

🎁 Gift Ideas for Homer Simpson Fans

Gifts, mmm. Here's what I'd want under the tree, and Marge says none of it can be a bowling ball with my name on it. Well, maybe one.

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1. 1

   A bowling ball bag

   Look like a Pin Pal.

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2. 2

   A greyhound plush

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3. 3

   A backyard barbecue tool set

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4. 4

   A yellow hard hat

   Every safety inspector needs one.

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5. 5

   A backyard hammock

   Napping is a sport.

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6. 6

   A straw boater hat

   Barbershop quartet style.

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7. 7

   Folding TV trays

   Dinner in front of the tube.

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8. 8

   A tabletop bowling game

   Practice indoors.

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9. 9

   A kid's toy snowplow truck

   Call it Mr. Plow.

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10. 10

    A pink novelty slipper set

    Comfort for the long nights at home.

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